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"Seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing".

hattedhedgehog:

piningthorin:

IF U GAVE THORIN OAKENSHIELD A KITTEN HE WOULD LOOK SO CONFUSED BUT HE’D HOLD IT SO GENTLY AND PET ITS HEAD WITH ONE FINGER AND EVENTUALLY SMILE AND SUFFER FROM HIS CHEST SWELLING UP WHENEVER THE SAID KITTEN MEOWED 

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He would probably give it a fierce war-like name in Khuzdul (earning a disapproving look from Bilbo), and growl at any ‘unworthy’ person trying to cuddle it.

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

ask-white-pumkiller:

cobaltclaws:

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!!!!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG *head explodes* TO MUCH HNG

ask-white-pumkiller:

cobaltclaws:

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!!!!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG *head explodes* TO MUCH HNG

favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

nihileigh:

When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?

Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.

koda-koala:

skatoon-network:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

wizardstan:

thirstywhiplash:

andrewcentrism:

nikkidoughnuts:

88floors:

The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems

Putting this on the Xmas list!

MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

 

DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!

Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.

Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.

Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”.  Then by all means, print tiny dicks.

Wizardstan dropping some knowledge

#Reblogging For Dildo Awarness

Ha!

snapslikethis:

most accurate chart i’ve ever made

snapslikethis:

most accurate chart i’ve ever made

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH